"Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and mak e your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt. "
Not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to go over my head and you have given up telling me the joke again. To be honest, this is a terrible attempt to make me laugh. No laughter, no hehe, not even a subtle burst of air from my esophagus. Science says, before you laugh, the brain prepares the facial muscles, but I haven't felt the slightest twitch. 0/10 This joke is so bad that I can't believe that you were legally allowed to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have invested in this joke has the potential to power every house on earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny, I really mean that this is just an embarrassment in the comedy. You single-handedly killed the humor and every comedic act on this planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach you how to be funny.
Translated with http://www.DeepL.com/Translator
The last sentence is not complete for information - DeepL does an excellent job and is better than Google Translate.
The grammar of the text is also more linguistic. Under no circumstances correct written English.
I didn't find it funny (not funny, didn't laugh). Your joke was so bad, I would have preferred the joke floating around in my head and you would have given up telling me the joke again. To be honest it was a terrible attempt to make me laugh. No giggles, no "haha", not even a breath of breath has left my windpipe. Research shows that the brain tightens the facial muscles before laughing, and yet I haven't felt the slightest twitch. 0/10 The joke is so bad I can't believe anyone would legally let you be creative. The amount of energy you must have put into this joke must be so huge that it can power any house in the world. Get a character and learn how to write jokes, read a book. I'm not joking, I think it really belongs in the bottom, most embarrassing drawer of comedy. You single-handedly killed humor and every funny appearance on earth. I'm sorry that society failed to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make.
Unfortunately, with the last sentence I don't quite know what is meant.
The last sentence also lacks something. ^^ This is not a full sentence. That's why I didn't translate it.
Thank you! (I have now processed the question. The text was twice as long.)
Thank you! (I have now processed the question. The text was twice as long.)
Honestly, if I put all my energy and time into making fun of your joke, Einstein would have to build a device myself that I could be strapped into so that I could be connected to the energy of a billion stars, and even then the joke received from people only a subtle rubdown. You're lucky that after telling this joke I have the least empathy for you, otherwise I would have committed any war crime in this book just to prevent you from ever trying any joke again. We should include this joke in the textbooks so future generations can beware of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I'm disappointed, hurt and completely offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain for understanding this joke. In the time it took me to help orphaned children, but that's why you wasted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible comedy attempt. Now these children suffer without meals, and no one is to blame except you. I hope you are happy with what you have done and I really hope that you can go ahead and learn from this low-piss experiment.
According to the rest.
Honestly, if I put all my time and strength into making fun of your joke, Einstein himself would have to build a device and put me in to connect to all the stars in the world for enough energy and even then everything would be the Joke in people would achieve a subtle abrasion. You're lucky that I have the slightest sympathy for you after you tell me this joke, otherwise I would have committed any war crime just to keep you from trying humor again. We should include this joke in history books so future generations will be more careful about becoming a comedic flop. I'm disappointed, hurt, and feel too attacked that my valuable time has been wasted understanding this joke. The time it took was to plan to help orphans, but you wasted my time explaining your obscene integrity to your terrible comedy attempt. Now these children torture themselves without food and there's no one to blame except you. I hope you are happy with your deed and I really hope that you can continue your way and learn from this piss-bad attempt!
Thank you!
Thank you!
May I ask you where you got it from and why you needed to translate it? 😅
I thought the text was very awesome. One wrote it at instagram under a (joke) picture / video.
Since the text was apparently only half, I entered it on the Internet and found the official text from a user in a forum. Wanted to use it only in German.
