Which footballers could be created in the editing mode of Fifa or Pes himself for his team?

There are also in the football simulation games for PC and Playstation also the editing mode where you can even create players. So with appearance, name, nationality, ability etc

and you could create funny players there

For example, I created a Russian player and called him Sergej Borinjetzki, or Polish players with names like Piotr Kumkowski, Pawel Kwasniewski or an African player named Assa Obassa from Congo or Senegal, for example

or a Mexican for example Pedro Noriega, Tejada, Karamba, Barajo could be the hot one

or Japanese and Chinese with names like Ishikura, Higashi, Katsumoto, Matsushita

Tao Wang or so, for example, and then let them play as a striker in the team

So what players from which countries would still be funny and fit these names well? I'm playing grad Fifa 10 :)

I either do not understand your humor or your question. If I would like realism, then I simply research common names and surnames of the respective countries. If it should be funny then I call it Cherno Biehl, Amadeus Blasehase, Nasser Nasser bin Nasser etc.